The Ballad of Sturgis

jdms August 6, 2009 3

The Johnny Dare Morning Show is broadcasting live from the 69th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally! And because Gregg is an f’in genius, here is his ballad for Sturgis:

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  • http://www.grandriverrally.com harry

    Come attend the 1st Annual Grand River Rally (Biker Rally), October 9,10,11 2009, in Urich Mo., one hour short drive South from Kansas City, six miles off Hwy 7. DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE A BIKE. Open to anyone age 21 and older. Admission is $40 a person with FREE Parking and Shuttle Service and $20 for Support vehicles that drive in the gates.  Admission covers the entire weekend and you are free to come and go, however support vehicles must be parked unless entering/leaving the event. You will be charged $20 if you leave and want to come back in so park it and settle in.  Bring your cooler, chairs, blanket, food, camping gear…anything you want to make yourself at home.  Might want to bring firewood however firewood will be sold on site as well as ice. We have attempted to make everything handicap accessible.  Golf Carts are OK and actually encouraged!!!  Vendors will be on site, including biker items, food and tattoo and body painting. Spots provided for primitive camping, campers, motorhomes and generators allowed; Free SHOWER HOUSES  available on site. This is strictly a BYOB – “Bring your own booze” event. Please Party responsibly!!!  When leaving Hwy 7– it is only 6 miles back to the Rally- PLEASE DRIVE POLITELY THRU URICH AND TAKE YOUR TIME COMING OUT—ANIMALS AND NEIGHBORS WILL APPRECIATE THIS!!!  Gates open Friday at noon with live music starting at 3pm. Lineup to include Project DNA, Eliminator(ZZ Top Tribute), Silver Bullet(Bob Seagar Tribute, Paradise City(Gun’s N Rose’s Tribute-just back from Sturgis), Big Fat Delicious, Uncle Jam, Fuse, Change of Heart(Heart Tribute), and Edge of Forever(Lynard Skynard Tribute). Enjoy the fun with Bike Games sponsored by Cycle Connection.  Stage games including a costume contest (bring your freakiest costume), Mr & Ms Grand River Rally Contest, Hot Chaps (His & Hers) Contest, Cooter N the Cage Dance Contest, Wet T-Shirt Contest which will probably wind up a What T-Shirt contest, if we have enough willing participants then we will do Home Grown vs. Silicone–That should be interesting.  Come out and make this One Hell of a Good Time that Missouri will never forget!  You may enter Grand River Rally as our Guest but we want you to leave as our Grand River Rally Family!  For further information go to http://www.GrandRiverRally.com or call Todd at (816)739-9668

  • Chris

    Just wanted to say happy belated birthday to Johnny Dare! Good job bringing KC some excitement every morning!

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