I heard about the contest late, I have the queerest tatto! I left home at 15 needless to say I made alot of mistakes. One of many in 1981 I drank a pint of Crown Royal, a case of beer,smoke a half ounce of some kiss ass weed back then, and ate 8 qualudes and woke up to a white bandage when remove had this dike faded cobra that desperately needs to be covered .Will call you in the morning to see if i can get a photo and story submitted. Believe me when you see it is a for sure finalist.