The Johnny Dare Morning Show is broadcasting live from the 69th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally! And because Gregg is an f’in genius, here is his ballad for Sturgis:

The absolutely stunning Holly Starr told us all about her “front bottom.” Of course, we couldn’t let that pass by without writing a song about it. Enjoy…seriously, enjoy the song about Holly Starr’s front bottom.

After minutes of hard work, Gregg pumps out a song hundreds of times better than Keith Anderson’s original, “Somebody Needs a Hug.” Apparently, someone actually needs a rug.

The morning show has put together a very special tribute to The King of Pop, Michael Jackson. OK, maybe it’s not that special.
Tribute #1

Tribute #2

Tribute #3

WHAT, TOO SOON???

Here it is…the soon to be infamous soung of Cher and her new daughter son, Chaz. Enjoy.

As if there was any question who runs the house of Funkhouser!

You wear your pants sooo tight…It looks like a BIG taco. I see your camel toe.

He’s super freaky-ow!

The numerous T-Bone problems, feces included.

Eating the wrong thing can lead to quite an uncomfortable experience.