He’s flying to Peru…think he’ll be fine?

He’s playing 9 holes, maybe he’ll try to tackle the back 9! This is THE TIGER SLOW JAM.

He’s the father of the Balloon Boy. And he’s a stupid weenie. This is the Ballad of Richard Heene.

Gregg didn’t pay his taxes. And here’s a song about it.

Get ready to dance if you like turtles!

So, Mackenzie Phillips had a 10 year affair with her dad. Of course we had to do a song about it. Enjoy.

Gregg takes every cheap shot possible at Steven Tyler and Aerosmith songs. It’s fantastic.

Here it is…The classic. You asked for it, you got it: To Catch a Teddy Bear.

The Johnny Dare Morning Show is broadcasting live from the 69th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally! And because Gregg is an f’in genius, here is his ballad for Sturgis:

The absolutely stunning Holly Starr told us all about her “front bottom.” Of course, we couldn’t let that pass by without writing a song about it. Enjoy…seriously, enjoy the song about Holly Starr’s front bottom.