Archive for the ‘Parody Songs’ Category

The Ballad of Sturgis

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

The Johnny Dare Morning Show is broadcasting live from the 69th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally! And because Gregg is an f’in genius, here is his ballad for Sturgis:

 

Front Bottom Girl

Monday, July 20th, 2009

The absolutely stunning Holly Starr told us all about her “front bottom.” Of course, we couldn’t let that pass by without writing a song about it. Enjoy…seriously, enjoy the song about Holly Starr’s front bottom.

 

Somebody Needs a Rug

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

After minutes of hard work, Gregg pumps out a song hundreds of times better than Keith Anderson’s original, “Somebody Needs a Hug.” Apparently, someone actually needs a rug.

 

Remembering Michael Jackson

Friday, June 26th, 2009

The morning show has put together a very special tribute to The King of Pop, Michael Jackson. OK, maybe it’s not that special.
Tribute #1

Tribute #2

Tribute #3

WHAT, TOO SOON???

 

If Cher Could Turn Back Time

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Here it is…the soon to be infamous soung of Cher and her new daughter son, Chaz. Enjoy.

 

She Runs the Funk House

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

As if there was any question who runs the house of Funkhouser!

 

Camel Toe Song

Friday, June 5th, 2009

You wear your pants sooo tight…It looks like a BIG taco. I see your camel toe.

 

T-bone is a Superfreak

Friday, May 15th, 2009

He’s super freaky-ow!

 

T-Bone has Poopy Pants

Friday, May 15th, 2009

The numerous T-Bone problems, feces included.

 

Sphincter Ring Of Fire

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Eating the wrong thing can lead to quite an uncomfortable experience.

 

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