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The Devil Went Down To Haiti
You want it? You got it…Pat Robertson says the Devil Went Down To Haiti!
Read More »Tiger Slow Jam
He’s playing 9 holes, maybe he’ll try to tackle the back 9! This is THE TIGER SLOW JAM.
Read More »The Ballad of Richard Heene
He’s the father of the Balloon Boy. And he’s a stupid weenie. This is the Ballad of Richard Heene.
Read More »One Lay at a Time
So, Mackenzie Phillips had a 10 year affair with her dad. Of course we had to do a song about it. Enjoy.
Read More »Steven Tyler Falls Down Goes Boom
Gregg takes every cheap shot possible at Steven Tyler and Aerosmith songs. It’s fantastic.
Read More »To Catch a Teddy Bear
Here it is…The classic. You asked for it, you got it: To Catch a Teddy Bear.
Read More »The Ballad of Sturgis
The Johnny Dare Morning Show is broadcasting live from the 69th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally! And because Gregg is an f’in genius, here is his ballad for Sturgis:
Read More »Front Bottom Girl
The absolutely stunning Holly Starr told us all about her “front bottom.” Of course, we couldn’t let that pass by without writing a song about it. Enjoy…seriously, enjoy the song about Holly Starr’s front
Read More »Somebody Needs a Rug
After minutes of hard work, Gregg pumps out a song hundreds of times better than Keith Anderson’s original, “Somebody Needs a Hug.” Apparently, someone actually needs a rug.
Read More »Remembering Michael Jackson
The morning show has put together a very special tribute to The King of Pop, Michael Jackson. OK, maybe it’s not that special. Tribute #1 AUDIO Tribute #2 AUDIO Tribute #3 AUDIO WHAT, TOO
Read More »If Cher Could Turn Back Time
Here it is…the soon to be infamous soung of Cher and her new daughter son, Chaz. Enjoy.
Read More »Camel Toe Song
You wear your pants sooo tight…It looks like a BIG taco. I see your camel toe.
Read More »Sphincter Ring Of Fire
Eating the wrong thing can lead to quite an uncomfortable experience.
Read More »Ron Wood Incontinent Across the Continent
Not pooping is terribly unfortunate and hilarious.
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