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Jamie Lynn is 17
Everyone’s favorite little sister of Britney Spears is 17…Old enough in some states!
Read More »50 Ways to Die From Rockin’
There has to be at least 50 ways to die from rocking…and rolling.
Read More »Big Straight John
This is the ballad of Big Straight John…The Jenny Jones Shooting Song.
Read More »Andre Rison Writes Bad Checks
This guy, Andre Rison, the wide receiver for the Chiefs…He likes to write bad checks.
Read More »Billy Corgan is a Dick
Billy Corgan, the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins, is, quite simply, a DICK!
Read More »METH!
We here at The Johnny Dare Morning Show just loooooooove meth…I mean we love to sing about meth…Yeah, that’s right.
Read More »Bill Clinton’s Presidential Girls
Bill Clinton has some Presidential Girls…We wish we could all be his Presidential Girls…Well, mainly just T.
Read More »Bill Clinton Is Simply Unimpeachable
They say his behavior is unacceptable…He got a hummer or two, so what? Bill Clinton is simply unimpeachable.
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