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1 Billion (Eastern) Indians

jdms April 13, 2008 0

Lots of ‘em!

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Jamie Lynn is 17

jdms April 4, 2008 0

Everyone’s favorite little sister of Britney Spears is 17…Old enough in some states!

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50 Ways to Die From Rockin’

jdms January 4, 2008 0

There has to be at least 50 ways to die from rocking…and rolling.

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Big Straight John

jdms May 4, 2007 0

This is the ballad of Big Straight John…The Jenny Jones Shooting Song.

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Andre Rison Writes Bad Checks

jdms May 4, 2007 0

This guy, Andre Rison, the wide receiver for the Chiefs…He likes to write bad checks.

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Billy Corgan is a Dick

jdms May 5, 2006 0

Billy Corgan, the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins, is, quite simply, a DICK!

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METH!

jdms January 6, 2005 2

We here at The Johnny Dare Morning Show just loooooooove meth…I mean we love to sing about meth…Yeah, that’s right.

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Bill Clinton’s Presidential Girls

jdms May 4, 1998 0

Bill Clinton has some Presidential Girls…We wish we could all be his Presidential Girls…Well, mainly just T.

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Bill Clinton Is Simply Unimpeachable

jdms May 4, 1998 0

They say his behavior is unacceptable…He got a hummer or two, so what? Bill Clinton is simply unimpeachable.

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